Greetings, Doomed Monkeys. It’s your old pal Mortimer T. Myrrh back again with another thrilling issue of the Saturday Evening Ghost. It’s been a whole month, kids. Can you believe it? Seems like only yesterday we were picking out domain names! This week Reverend Boozeabus brings you an introduction to inebriated mysticism, we got a little sci-fi adventure and we travel to the Emerald Isle to meet this week’s Page Five Ghoul. And if that wasn’t enough for ya, help us welcome our newest columnist Merwyn! He’s pet psychic who’s also a psychic pet, so you know he’s got the inside poop scoop. It’s gonna be a firecracker! See ya next week! Euthanasia!
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