Greetings, doomed monkeys! It’s your old pal Mort, back with another rip roarin’ good time. This week’s a doozy. That scamp Jimmy Jam is back! Wait til ya see what he gets up to this time. It’ll kill ya! Then Star Mistress Stella’s comin’ at ya like a comet with this week’s Stellar Forecast. Hugo is serving up some wise merchandise. You’ll eat it up! Ray comes blowin’ in with another explosive episode. And as always (for now, anyway) we have our Page Five Ghoul. That position must be cursed. So strap in, Kids! And until next time….Exegesis!
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