Greetings, Doomed Monkeys. It’s Uncle Mort back with another batten down the hatches, all hands on deck, three sheets to the wind edition of the Saturday Evening Ghost. It’s been a whole six months, can you believe it? Time flies when you have deadlines. This week Boozebus is back to distill the facts about Alchemy, for all the wizlings and wizlets at home. Merwin’s on the prowl with some handy advice that won’t leave you in the dark. A. Wizard drops by in visible and invisible form. On the latter, he interviews SEG’s very own self-help guru, Hugo Holmesnow, for some reason. The Joneses have found themselves down a hole in this month’s The Joneses. And as always the kids from the Page Five Ghouls are outstanding in their field. All is brought to you by our sponsors, Lig-a-Mintz. They’re not just horsing around. Have fun, kids. And stay up as late as you want. Until next time, attitudinarianism!
About face, Doomed Monkeys! It’s Uncle Mort, here with your graduation present; a new week of the Saturday Evening Ghost! This time around we have the start of an all new adventure in Crescent City Creeps and the continuation of another in ‘Hoodoo, Hoodone, Hoodid’ featuring T.J. Washington. Hugo has rolled out of bed to lay another round serious wisdom on you, in this weeks Straight From the Fridge. Also, Gary and Stephanie go to France to keep tabs on everyone’s favorite 48d10 nuisance in Page Five Ghouls. All this is brought to you by this week’s sponsor, 8 Teen’z. The one stop shop for future cubicle farmers everywhere. So buckle up, kids, it’s a wild one. And until next time, aphrodisiomaniacal!
Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! It’s good old Uncle Mort back with this week’s monkey shines (doomed monkey shines?). Speaking of monkey shines, those little scamps Jimmy Jam and Sally Slam are still trying to get themselves of out of a hell of a situation. Get your paperwork in on time, kids. The government doesn’t mess around. Earthy, astral or otherwise. Ray and the gang are still getting to the bottom of their fishy situation and Stella is here with your horoscopes for this month. Jeez, what got into her incense? You can stop holding your breath, friends. Gary and Stephanie are back with this week’s Page Five Ghoul. Looks like they’re up the river this time! All this is brought to you by our friends down at the Women’s Pants Emporium. Until next week, boys and girls, Armadillidiidae!
Howdy do, Doomed Monkeys! It’s your good pal Mortimer T. Myrrh swinging by with another kooky issue of the Saturday Evening Ghost for all the hep cats and cool kitties. Speaking of kitties, our very own Psychic Pet Pet Psychic went and got himself interviewed by A. Wizard on the latest episode of Wizard on Whizzin: Sound Only Edition. And if that wasn’t enough Merwin for you, he’s back this week scratching up some more great psychic pet advice. Also, the Joneses drift in with another installment. Sometimes you just need a vacation. Drop another quarter in the ‘box as Boozebus plays us another tune of zen enlightenment and just plain old good manners. Ever notice how people seem to forget to bring those when they leave the house? And of course, we have the Community Corner where our readers can stay in touch every week. Whatever it’s about. We don’t judge. In fact, I try not to read it! All this is brought to you this week by Girl Scout Troop 436 who wants to invite you to come on down and have a howling good time. So have fun, kids! And until next time, Abecedarian!
Greetings, Doomed Monkeys. It’s time again for another esoteric issue of the Saturday Evening Ghost. Vincent Harris is back in another exciting installment of The Ruiner. Who’s the boss around there, anyway? Also in the new installment department we have a fresh off-the-presses episode of Psamurai, where an unexpected adversary appears to wreak a little mechanical mayhem. This week, A. Wizard went a long way to bring you another episode of Wizard on Whizzin. And the Page Five Ghoul kids have really dug themselves a hole, this time. All that and our sponsor for the week who’s offering newly minted adults a deal that’s sure make you forget how tedious the next 50-70 are going to be. I was an adult TWICE if you count the resurrection! So have fun, kids and come on back this time next week. Until then, pneumothorax!
Stand and deliver, Doomed Monkeys! This is your old Uncle Mort back with another rip roaring good time. Get wrapped up in an all new adventure of T.J. Washington. You know, you can tell a lot about a person by the type of heat they’re packing. Hugo Holmesnow is back with what can more or less be described as ‘advice’. And our gang down in the Crescent City reaches the thrilling conclusion in their Rasputin case. Does that guy ever learn? He was causing trouble back when I still had skin! This week’s sponsor has a fishy career opportunity to offer you. You’d be all wet not to take it! All that and a fractured Page Five Ghoul. Those crazy kids are having a dog of time getting along. This week is a sure cure for the morbs! So until next time, Esophageal!
About face, Doomed Monkeys! It’s that time again! Another jam packed issue of the Saturday Evening Ghost. This week, we have a fishy episode of Ray and the continuing adventures of that little scamp Jimmy Jam. You may notice there’s no Page Five Ghoul this week, but don’t worry we’ll have a brand new one next week when Gary and Stephanie get back from their well earned vacations. I just can’t seem to keep those kids out of trouble. It’s the first week of the month so Stella’s dropped by to give you the skinny on what the stars have in store. And this week’s sponsor has an educating offer you. All that and our Community Corner. So until next week. Plasmodesmata!